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BREAKING NEWS: Brigadier General (Retired) Donald Bolduc has been recalled to Active Duty by the Department of the Army. However, due to his inefficiency as both a political candidate and military officer, he has been demoted to Private First Class. PFC Bolduc will now oversee the Kitchen Police (KP) duty for 5 other soldiers at the Dining Facility in Fort Drum, NY. He will serve in this position for 2 years, when he will then be eligible to receive Social Security.
Also, in other NH election news, Karoline Leavitt has been offered her job back at the Gap following her election loss to Chris Pappas. She will resume her duties folding shirts and manning the register at various Gap retail stores ahead of the Christmas Season. She is undecided whether she will have another "Kongressional" run.
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