Looking for MAGA Trad Wife

Broken Arrow OK

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Tired of working in the post pandemic workplace? The latest trend in MAGA circles is the Trad Wife or Traditional wife role instead. Here is the perfect opportunity to live the MAGA dream with me. God made women to have kids and take care of their man if you know what I mean. So all you have to do each day is get all prettied up and make a nice dinner for your man when he gets home. He's done worked a hard day and now it's your turn. You want to keep the kids quiet when he's home, too, he may have had a hard day mowing. If he don't come home at the usual time, don't get fussy, he's just working late so the family can buy that bass boat so we can have fish to go with your homegrown grains and vegetables. If he smells like alcohol, it just means he had a hard day and needed to unwind for a few hours. In that case, he may need some hanky panky to fall asleep promptly. You'll need to look in on Grandpa in the back bedroom once in a while, he hardly ever comes out but he sometimes needs help with hygiene. The hunting dogs are kind of loud at first, but you get used to it pretty quick. They need food and water too. We might have to let them in the trailer in the winter if it's as cold as last year. Just keep them away from the wood stove and the chickens. You can use your egg money to buy makeup and lingerie to wear around the house. They have clothes for all our kids down at the church in the box in the vestibule, and a lot of that stuff can be handed down. I might get you a sewing machine for our first anniversary or maybe a tiller. Really that's all you gotta do except keep popping out kids and you know what that means.