Band Members wanted - musicians or non-musicians

Palo Alto CA

Description

Are you an outsider, square-peg, misfit, weirdo, loser, freak, nerdy, geeky, or an ET hiding out on this planet? Or, maybe you are not unusual in any particular way? Whoever you are, if you are reading this then you have already been chosen by the Gods of Craigslist. All ages, genders, species, and backgrounds are welcome to inquire. Do you want to be part of a ground-breaking post-earthling group that will turn you into a historical legend? Imagine if you had a time machine, and the chance to become a founding member of Kraftwerk, The Velvet Underground, 5 Girls from Toledo, The Stooges, The Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd or the Marx Brothers - - would you take the ride? They were all groundbreaking/rule-breakers. We are going 10x further than that. Fame, fortune and a cadre of sycophantic groupies probably don't await you.... but a totally weird, once-in-a-lifetime experience is guaranteed! All we want in new members is: ------------------------------- 1. You are willing to follow directions from our Maestro-Dictator-Band-Leader. 2. You are willing to join us in, or around the Palo Alto/South Bay area on 1 weekend day to record an album and make a video. 3. You are open to performing 2 or 3 break-in concerts in or around the Bay area, for no pay at first, followed by equal division of gig money among members for all paid performances. 4. You have some item that can produce sound. I look forward to hearing from you, Elagy, Coordinator of Communications and Propaganda for THE LG PS - Please note that although some may find this post humorous, it is indeed a legitimate call for band members.