UPS Store

Medford OR

Description

Hi. I should've said hi. Or something! Damn. But Geraldine was right there, so do I just awkardly ask you out in front of her? Ugh. Yes! Yes I do. Or that's what you're supposed to do. So I got home, and the shipping label was laying face down in the front entryway. Of course it was. I had put it on top of the pair of jeans, then when I picked them up on my way out an hour later, I didn't see the shipping label and just grabbed the jeans. Cry me a river, right? Poor Britney Spears. And you'll have to excuse the mustache, I was Luigi from Super Mario Brothers for Halloween. I've been so busy not returning jeans that I haven't had time to shave yet.