You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section earlier today. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?". You quickly replied, "No, that wasn't me!". You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident and you knew you were busted. I tried to help get rid of the smell by waving my 2 loaves of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, would love to meet up
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