wah wah wah Expresident

Dexter IA

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I see the Ex president is coming to Iowa to repeat all his lies. Wah wah wah I lost the electoral vote and the popular vote but I really won (wink wink) I didn't steal all those Classified Documents - you know the ones I took to Mar a Lago and other places. You know I didn't order all those criminals to break into the Capitol Building, injure all those people wearing badges, doing millions of dollars worth of damage, and try to hunt down and kill Mike Pence and all the Congressmen/women except the ones that helped carry out the insurrection. I merely suggested it. Wah wah wah Everybody is picking on me just because I wanted to destroy the Former United States of America!!! All I did was break a lot of laws that don't apply to me!! The Constitution is only a piece of paper. It doesn't apply to me. I want what's best for ME!! I want to be Supreme Ruller over the Former USA. I have all kinds of confused people that believe in me. These suckers all fell for my lies. They actually think I care about any of them or this Country.