Workaholic drum track maker please

Grand Rapids MI

Description

Try to not let it not be boring, bland or typical Midi preferred or good audio quality. Other than that I'm not interrested. I like complicated tracks, stuff that people normally can't play live, riffs quick improv throw downs. I want to chop it up mess it around and arrange it. Create new styles Add effects warp it twist it. I don't give a hoot about perfect time. In fact I'd rather it speed up n slow it down than have it sound like a Chinese water torture to my ears. Yet sometimes a simple beat can be fun. I usually loathe most music, a list of my tolerable kinda like list... Ministry, rings of saturn, Doom videogame soundtrack, mars volta, king gizzard lizard wizard, the prodigy, look mum no computer, kyuss, queens of the stone age, tool, various classical guitar pieces, that guy from reverb.com, knobs.from youtube, stevie t, white zombie, slayer. Just not the live stuff, albums sound way better. Modest mouse, lots of obscure punk. Metal i don't know it kinda gets exhausting and starts sounding the same. Black sabbeth over Randy Rhodes. Solos are hit and miss it has to be the right sound setting and or location in the venue. Don't even bother on cheap speakers. Dont listen to much yet might like list, beck, soul coughing, fiona apple? My now loathe list metallica, radiohead, most jazz, blues. Foo fighters, green day, nin, chili peppers, I already heard it 8 billion times....now it's starting to get annoying. Cant stand list Girl pop, pretty much everything on the radio. Idk that dorky, going to look ugly girl that's all dolled up creepy, I want to hate it because the lyrics are terrible depressing n music is simple stupid yet its kinda relaxing. I think I met her once. Idk lots of doppelgangers. Can't understand why I used to like them, Dave Matthews, clutch, incubus, most 90s pop rock, college radio Dont like yet admire in ways Most electronic music, r n b, pop country, christian pop, most rap, My music is always way out in left field. I'm all over the place style wise. At times I hear other artists. Could be great if finished. Or just a one hit wonder. Or not good enough or too strange or confusing, too difficult to memorize. Great yet the scene is too watered down. Now its gotten so out there, out of the park. I'm going to bunt the ball and walk it to win the inning. Then I'm going to go full turkey batt'n, and make their jaws drop. I'm a perfectionist, pulled out of class and sat with the smart kids. I'm not going to run a race unless I know I can be number one.. you don't want to be famous, you don't want the work load. Everything will come to annoy you and destroy you. Why do i continue. Because I have nothing else to do. I'm bored. Bigger the house bigger the mess, more money more problems,.. I already have a house, I don't want to live in a house, i have a little money im good with that. I know why so many are homeless. They figured it out..the rich are poor and the poor are rich. I don't want friends or distracting people. I already had tons of friends and parties. I want a quiet workaholic. Working on complicated music is a very complicated time consuming process. 10 minutes can feel like an hour. An hour can feel like ten minutes. Workflow is critical. You don't golf for money. Anyone can be great n famous golfer or sports person. Where's the great musicians. It's because its so unbelievably difficult. they used to have teams of people help them perfect their song. Any child can plsy Beethoven or Mozart. I can't make you any money even if i do make it. Do you have a law degree that can help me help you. Do you know the cost of putting together a live concert. Theft is legalized. Even if i do scrimp every last penny I can get. The venue can just not pay me. Out of spite. What am I going to do, sue them for the price of a lawyer.