Paul having a terrible year so far

Houston TX

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First, he had a wreck while driving drunk that injured several people in the other car. Luckily for him the underage male prostitute had no injuries requiring hospitalization. Pelosi was given the maxmum sentence for a rich democrat in california. Several hours in the court lobby and a fine with the understanding that if he is good for a couple of years, this would be erased from the record. A couple of nights ago, a liberal "republican" homosexual "broke into the pelosi household wearing only his boxer shorts" No alarms were triggered and the glass that was broken to gain entry into the house was broken from the inside. Someone called the police asking for a wellness check on pelosi. Police responded and according to the chief of police were let into the home by a third person. The responding police observed pelosi, also in his under ware, struggling over a hammer. The police say they observed pelosi being struck with a hammer and the police then subdued the attacker. So far, no access to the numerous video cameras on the property. Call me skeptical, but I ain't buying this schiff.