wah wah wah ex president

Dexter IA

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I see the wah wah Ex president is coming to Iowa to repeat all his lies. wah wah I lost the popular vote and the electoral count but really I won (wink wink) I didn't STEAL all those Classified documents - you know the ones I took to Mar a Lago and other places. You know I didn't ORDER all those criminals to break into the US Capitol Building, injure all those people wearing badges, do millions of dollars in damage, and try and hunt down and kill VP Pence and all the Congressmen/women except the ones that helped instigate the insurrection. I merely suggested it!!! Wah wah wah wah wah wah -- everybody is picking on me -- just because I wanted to destroy this country!!! All I did were break a lot of laws that don't apply to me. The constitution is only a piece of paper -- I really know what's best for me - and what's best for me is to be Supreme Ruler of the Former United States. I have all kinds of confused people that believe in me. These suckers all feel for the lies I told making them think I care about them or this country.