Where's my wrench-bearing mustache hottie

SE Oak St. near SE 2nd Ave., Portland OR

Description

I saw your mustache from across the dance floor at Judy on Duty and, when we locked eyes, I couldn't resist. We danced for what seemed like forever and just couldn't let go. I'll never forget the way you smacked my cowgirl b00ty with that wrench you had hidden in your pocket. We parted ways for a brief moment and, just like that, you vanished into the night. I have a pipe I need repaired.. come and find me to fix it? ;)