Nancy Pelosi beats husband with gavel

Denver CO

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Breaking news this hour: CNN, Madcow and MSNBC have all confirmed Nancy Pelosi beat here husband Paul with her gavel. From a good source. Nancy Pelosi caught her husband Paul getting his meat beat by Kamala Harris. FBI has questioned Harris but could only get giggles out of her. Chuck Schumer was in the other room for a sleep over and confirmed Harris had polished every helmet on the property. Stay tuned for more breaking theater.