Tacos 🌮

Washington DC

Description

You noticed me slaying the burrito challenge when you walked in. Made your order, then noticed me choking on cheese. My buddy karate kicked me in the gut and a chewed ball of cheese slapped on the wall. You were gonna do the Heimlich, but I was morbidly obese and you probly couldn’t anyway? But I know there was a sparkle in your eye. Unless it was a speck of hot sauce from when I cleared my throat? Just wanted to eat together sometime. I lost 200 lbs, so now I’m fit with flying squirrel wings.