You were blocking the left lane of Burnside in your gorgeous luxury vehicle. Sniffing your own farts with your left blinker on waiting to illegally cross a double yellow into an overpriced grocery store parking lot and I can't stop thinking about you. Maybe it's your age, maybe it's your arrogance but something about piling 13 cars behind you on a Friday, while confidently ignoring traffic laws and regard for fellow man made me want to put my beanie weenies in your tin cup. I'm sure I'll see you again, care to meet up and have your muff cabbage devoured? Reply with make and model of your vehicle and lipstick color you were wearing 10/21 to make sure it's you.
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