We Say It So You Don’t Have To

Salt Lake City UT

Description

Have you ever wanted to say something to somebody? But then you didn’t want to do it in person. Well, we will do it for you. Anonymous or not, we will let them know good or bad just how you are feeling. Have a coworker you’ve been wanting to tell off? Or maybe you need a really uncomfortable way to break up an overdue engagement? Or maybe you want to ask a girl out and you’re looking for a creepy way to do it. Girls love creepy. Anyways, WE will take care of it for you. You want it recorded, sure thing. You want us to call up your aunt and tell her she’s a real piece of work. We will say exactly what you want said. Prices and trades negotiable. Yeah we know this is weird but we’re all going to die one day so who cares. Let us know if you have any questions. God Speed