Catalytic Converter Security Guard Needed

Clinton near Detroit, Los Angeles CA

Description

I need to position someone under my car every noche from about 10pm through 7am. Those are the prime Catalytic Converter theft hours. While I'm as Body Positive as the next guy, this position requires a relatively svelte man or woman. A pillow and beige comforter will be provided. Chevy Chase fans will be given priority. (I haven't seen the LAPD in my neighborhood since 2020 when the Jewish school was still sending kids to class during The Lockdown. I'm not blaming law enforcement. It's just time for PA 4: Citizens On Patrol.)