Alvin Tostig

Houston TX

Description

I am sure most people that post here get email from some guy posing as Alvin Tostig, a character from Elton John's "Levon." I guess it's that incel's attempt to be clever. Alvin fails, though. No matter what he does, it's a fail. His entire life, from birth to now, is a fail. The rest of his life will be a fail. Alvin is a guy for whom the term incel was coined. He hates women because they dismiss him. Who wouldn't, though? Alvin is short, fat, bald, doesn't bathe, and is repulsive in every way. He has absolutely no redeeming qualities. So, can you really blame women for ignoring Alvin? No, you cannot. Alvin, here's some advice. Lose 150 pounds. Gain 60 IQ points. Bathe every day. Shave most days, or every day. Wash your clothes and quit wearing ketchup stained t-shirts with holes in the armpits. You just might get a female that is not a farm animal then.