SpookTeasy’s 5th Annual Haunted Victorian Teahouse

3533 Southeast Milwaukie Avenue,Portland OR 97202

28 October, 2022

Description

SpookTeasy’s 5th Annual Haunted Victorian Teahouse is back...bigger and spookier than ever! Nine FULL service tea tables across two stories, a gravely garden full of tables as well as a haunted tea hermitage! And, special reservation Ancestral Tarot reading by Jen Scholten. Five years of spooky costumes and tea in community is quite a while upon this mortal coil, and this year we’ve spared no existential dread for you to drop dead over our high end private reserve teas and magical multi-dimensional engagement space. Located at SE Portland’s hub for community tea, Enthea Teahouse (address on Google) SpookTeasy once again rises from the unearthly depths of its solumn steeps to bring a communitea of haunting like never before. Dark draughts, mission bells, earthly dreams hallowed taste buds tell. SpookTeasy is one of our most popular events of the whole year at Enthea, as such we like to be bringing extra care and consideration to the event so all can come and haunt safely to celebrate All Hallow’s Eve over tea! It’s Halloween, get creative spoopy Hoomins. Full service tables will be spaced accordingly to accomodate all seeking to enchant together with a sip. *Costumes are highly encouraged. We’ve recently had a pernicious problem with lawn goblins. Buggers to get rid of once they’ve established themselves... If you come without a disguise, you may be swallowed alive by one of them and their fiendish taste for human flesh. Though! If you come in costume, they may not recognize your mortal soul and it may live to die another day. Muahaha. 💀🍃🖤 Special reserve teas will be poured all night in homage to the Halloween game played in the dark of youth, feeling foods as intrails and eyeballs, as such, we will be steeping teas of sweet moonlight royal, well earned blood, sweat and toil, as well as perhaps, a little haunted penny royal graveyard soil Arrival: Follow the sounds of the dark unknown through the mist beyond your wildest dreams unbound. There will be a door, if you believe it before you, enter. Don’t forget your hand book of the recently diseased. You will need it where we’re going... 3533 SE Milwaukie Ave. (I.e. THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR) $20 Covers premium reserve (off menu) high end spook-tacular teas all night. Our food menu of hot yums and snacks available all night. *** “Hands vermillion / start to boil bright cotillion / raven's toil Camellia’s promise / tea spirit's strive, to the living / now the dead... Let the tea come alive! As sudden kettle / Pierces night; As maocha’s wonder / Mad affright Oolong asunder / Puerh’s delight: Our ghost, our corpse and we Rise to tea! As chai’s a blizzard / Serpent fell; As goblin vizard, / Steeps the spell Of grail wizard, / Sinks to tell; The buried, dead, and slain... Rise again and come! To tea!”