seeking singer

New York City NY

Description

wanna get somewhere. maybe you do, too. but we all can't get somewhere if any given singer gets a panic attack and disappears forever into thin air. it's happening a lot these days. over and over again and again. i've never seen anything like it on this level. i guess the boogeyman is alive and well out there, chasing, harassing and injecting stark raving terror into the minds of the last two or three or five singers i've encountered. if you are not afflicted by boogeyman harassment, real, imagined or represented in phobic ideas, continual or episodic, please reply. if you are primed to fight the boogeyman please realize that we are not boogeymen. there is no reason join in this band startup and then begin picking fights with us because your boogeyman detection neurons activated your hypothalamic pituitary adrenal axis and it is stuck in the 'fight' position, ready to go toe to toe with anyone who could possibly be a boogeyman. everyone else--keep running from the invisible boogeyman that your parents or older relatives told you about. we know better than to chase singers who are freaked out by all the random boogeymen that just pop out of thin air, abruptly emerge from trash bags on the street or crawl out of washing machines at the laundromat. regarding music rather than boogeyman issues--if you're not into rock, rock n roll rock, groovy rock, other rock or really good inventive rock it's not gonna work out. we're not doing alternative indie junk, strumming the same two chords for 90% of a song or doing the new indie amateur song style of two chords, no turnaround, no bridge, no chorus and is soooo slowwww it appears to be defying physics by employing a tempo rate of minus 15 beats per minute. no beginner three chord rock, either. we would like someone who doesn't coast through the songs making them all sound more or less the same. no heavy drinkers, no drugs. those two evils can trigger or exacerbate any latent forms of boogeyman harassment syndrome. if you or someone you know is suffering as described herein please call the boogeyman harassment syndrome national hotline for information and a referral to talk therapy brainwashing programs in your area.