MISPILLION MILE
This is a free event to get you off your ass and discounts on your beers. This run/walk/whatever is designed so you can complete it however you choose. Seriously, witches are encouraged to ride their brooms.
The course is 1 mile long. Not sounding so bad, is it?
Feel like taking another lap? Congrats, you're an overachiever with a superiority complex. There's no prize, you know, just your mother's approval.
So, bring your sneaks, your obnoxiously short shorts that haven't seen daylight since the 80s, and a can-do attitude!
In all seriousness, this course is on pavement, but you can run in the grass along the road. Be wary of sewer covers, divets in the grass, and Stormtroopers. Don't roll an ankle and say I didn't warn you. The course is literally a "down-and-back" situation, so it's pretty impossible to get lost, but if you're used to being a disappointment, you can click HERE for a map of the route.
For legal reasons, you do not need to be 21 to participate in the Mile, but you MUST be 21+ to drink at MRB.
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