BP Clean Up Crew

Chicago IL

Description

After having cleaned up our shores and the gulf so many times we need BPs experience now. Only when we elect an intelligent President (D) do they spill crude and explode pipelines. Which is why they don't get anymore here. It's time BP showed us their subsidies driven American loving patriotism. Stop gouging oil prices on us by Brittle dicking the refineries, and finish cleaning up the gulf shoreline from 2008. Which is now leaking into Miami. The state was a giant septic tank nicely kept in mobile home containers before global warming storm Ian. Now it's a shit stew and no one is fuller of shit than BP. Let's be Patriots and claim all BP property assets and mineral rights immediately. They are foreign invaders looting and shooting our babies in their beds with their NRA and drug empire. If this is war let's win it. Come on mates, give a fiver for the barely guvnuh. Brits last place on earth to hide is up the ass of hillbillies.