possible solution to american political logjam

Santa Rosa CA

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all people will now belong to the, sorry, die BierPartei (a wholly owned subsidiary of Bierpartei Österreich) which means this country will be a "beerocracy" moving forward this of course is the work of one SCOTUS justice brett 'i like beer' kavanaugh the following rules will be applie immediately An immediate opening/restoral of the 'keystone' pipeline [it is beer, right?] Allow outdoor dining in winter Mandatory aptitude test for politicians Cover fixed pandemic-related costs to save the culture scene Abolish mandatory closing times for restaurants and bars Abolish tax on drinks in bars/restaurants and compensate with a new 50% tax on Radlers and "other atrocities" Universal monthly provision of a barrel of beer to all American households (50L per adult and 20L per child) Banning Radlers in WashDC and instituting a Radler buyback program exchanging Radlers for beer Increasing voter turnout by allowing voters to "return the seriousness to American politics that it deserves" A person is a person, live and let live (except for Radler-drinkers) *However, many people are not sure what is a Radler beer. It is basically an effervescent and malty blend made of wheat or lager beer combined with grapefruit, limes, oranges juice, or classical lemonade. Such a refreshing beverage always has a lower ABV level than a standard beer.