Hunter biden must pay for his crimes

Chicago IL

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Word is that the fbi is preparing for a raid on hunter's dwelling. They have been seen polishing their badges, ironing their bullet proof vests, practicing kicking down doors and shouting scary thing at each other in preparation for the raid to arrest hunter. Just kidding. Hunter has been offered a plea deal by ag garret that will allow him to plea down to a single charge of jay walking. He will be flown to washington dc where the ag will speak harshly to him and threaten him with 24 hours in jail and a 50 dollar fine, both suspended. He will then be dropped off at the chinese embassy and later taken to the russian embassy to meet with old friends. The big payday will be a visit to the Ukraine embassy where he will pick up a couple of large bundles of cash. Pedo joe said he will not be accompanying hunter to either embassy but will meet with his son later to discuss family matters. "joe's 10%" There will be no trial for fear that questions will be raised about pedo joe's involvement in selling out America to our enemies.