SEEKING DRUMMER

Portland OR

Description

Hello. We are seeking a competent drummer. Or if you are not competent you can at least fake your way through it successfully and be wildly entertaning at the same time. We are likely older than you. We are 2 guitars / vox and Ethan plays bass. We have a great space to play in NE. You don't even need to bring a kit as there is one at our space, and it is pretty nice. When we play some shows at some point, which we would like to, then you can bring your own kit then, that's fair right? We all have a fair bit of experience - shows, touring, partying. We like to play, write songs, have a good time and generally enjoy each others company. So basically, don't be a dick. We are a rock whatever band I suppose. We have songs that range from 82 seconds long to 5:42 long. Some songs have some punkish flare to them, maybe one is a littly prog ish, some sound like a Ween song ( we are older than you) or so, or at least one of us thinks so. We have a song about Tesla's blowing up and killing the neighbor kid. It's funny. There are songs about dickhead clients, witches, wizards, vampires, people getting in your way, an old man vs the river, and large rocks rolling downhill at high rates of speed. If this sounds interesting to you, hit us up. It's really that easy. Come over and swing, all you need to do is bring your sticks. Even then if you forget them, we have some here. We can send you some shoddy, but representative, recordings for you to listen to and pass silent judgement on. Including one of us, we have had at least 7 different stunt drummers come over to play off and one, we really just want one drummer.