to the lady driving white Audi on Blanco by Borgfeld

Bulverde TX

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Friday shortly after 1pm you were headed north on Blanco by Borgfeld passing the park. Lady, you gotta slow down. You were right on my bumper and you know the deputies are enforcing the 45 mph! Yeah, I get it...nice car, German engineering, etc...new Prada glasses - but man bruh. Why should I get the speeding ticket bcuz I don't like to be ridden like that? You owe me an apology and to have my truck washed, idc if it's the $5.00 basic or deluxe 12.00 or whatever. Some of us don't have it like you to be paying tickets or to causing a near collision. I had my 2 year old terrier with me and totally freaked her the eff out. Screw it, you don't owe me anything. Try not to drive like we're in an autobahn though.