First Time Republican

Chicago IL

Description

My name is Sydney "Dakotaroo' Loydd, a suburban Chicago born and raised replanted Texas cowboy. Been livin' here with mah partners about 4 days in a row now and it truly feels like it's been forever. Bought a tarantula ranch, Oh shuck nutters it ain't much - just 25 of the sweetest deserted spider holes, useless dirt rocks and dry sand beds, the taint of America. Texas. Boxed in by our neighbors and Mexico's toilet the gulf. We here in Texas have an old saying, Joe Biden is all hat and no subpoenas. So I'm voting for whoever Texas is voting for because in my heart, I too am full of deserted spider holes, useless dirt rocks and dry sand beds myself. Paid for by Trump's chumps MAGA 2024