Mad scientist willing to work for exposure.

Portland OR

Description

Greetings inferior humanoids. Doing nebulously nefarious and cruel things and used to be enough, but sadly times have changed. I've fallen on hard times, I must pick up odd work in exchange for exposure. My skill set includes fringe science, explosives, machine repair, audio visual box portal imagery, and stealing candy from children. My normal labor rate is 75$ per hour. I've done the math - if I were to pay the corporate overlords for advertisement its an average of 5 cents per view and 1.10 Per subscriber on my YouTube. I will begrudgingly indenture myself to your will, and provide services if you can promote my chronicles with an equivalent exchange. I've heard you insolent youth talk about being an influencer and your influences....so bring it. *Please note. I do not do birthdays. No, I don't wan't to talk about it. Here is my youtube. https://www.youtube.com/dndiy