Need my Housekeeper

Montrose near Alabama, Houston TX

Description

Where is my Berta from Two and a half men? Uncle Charlie from My Three Sons? I'm 61, I'm single, I'm straight and I need a housekeeper for my groovy townhouse in Montrose. I’m six blocks from the train and half a block to the nearest bus stop. I have cleaners who come in every week, but I need someone to do light laundry, grocery shopping, errands. Help me keep my schedule. Given that this is Craigslist I have to say this: I have no interest in any "extra benefits". My longtime girlfriend handles that department just fine, thank you. Let’s keep it professional. This is a part time gig for now. 7-11AM Mon- Fri. Grow with me, show me you're indispensable and we can move this to full time. Full time would include health plan and monthly domestic travel. I’m willing to start your pay anywhere from 15 to 20/hour, depending on skills. Extras things I’m looking for: • Cooking (think breakfast) • Computing skills (office and browsing) • Sewing (sew on a button) • Driving me to appointments You need to be dependable. If I can’t count on you or if you can’t be places on time don’t embarrass yourself by applying. I don't care about your skin color or your gender or your sex or your attractions or your religious deity. No smoking, vaping or drinking on the job. Be ready for a serious background check. I’ve been teaching IT security for decades and I’m good. Don’t care about minor infractions or things that happened more than 7 years ago. Scary felons need not apply.