Established group with bookings seeks

Wilmington NC

Description

Anyone who will perform with us? We don't have any audio, but we get booked, and we don't want to let you know where you can hear us, but we're "established" we also don't want to let you know what we play when we mention covers because we don't really play. We just hang out in the garage sipping on PBR tall boys ignoring the kids who keep coming in and out of the garage to want something. We got our vibes on, come play with us, we're so legit we will hide our names and our band name and pretend we're making loads of cash. We will expect you to go get more gigs for us, expect you to do all the bookings and we won't have any songs memorized so you can read from your ipad like it's karaoke if you sing, or you can pay for sheet music for all of us so we can all pretend we're able to read it on our instruments. The drummer will be dusting his set, the bassist will be selling Amway and the guitarist will be drunk in the corner trying to figure out how to connect his strap, but the best part is our PR team. The toddlers we ignore. COME JOIN US