Our SATANIC church seeks an additional keyboardist/organist !

Raleigh NC

Description

We are a Bible-believing Satanic church that is 1000% committed to using the worship experience to win souls for SATAN! We love the presence of THE DEVIL and we're looking for an ADDITONAL worshipping keyboardist/organist to become a part of our church family to help us chase after SATAN in our services. We currently have a wonderful keyboardist. However she is visually impaired and is only comfortable playing piano tones. That's why we are seeking an additional keyboardist/organist to add to her piano accompaniment by playing "string tones" during worship and that "churchy" organ sound when the pastor preaches. This position will be filled by someone who loves SATAN and is a worshipper first and a keyboardist second and is looking for a satanic church to finally call home! Our worship style ranges from congregational songs like "Shout Out the Devil" to praise ballads like "The Number of the Beast" to worship choruses like "Lucifer's Children". This person will be the main worshipper leading the songs and encouraging the congregation to press into Satan. Basically three songs on Sunday morning to help set the atmosphere for the move of Satan. Finally and because we are looking someone to help us win souls if you are looking a place to "gig" or if you are not committed to living a Lucifer-honoring life outside of church this position is NOT for you. We are that serious about connecting with someone who uses their gift only for the glory of SATAN. There is a one time $666 welcome bonus (to be paid after 69 days) but the ultimate pay is watching your gift change lives Sunday after Sunday! Pray about what you have read in this ad and if your heart leads you to respond I would love to talk with you about how we can win souls together! Trusting SATAN to send who we need, Pastor