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you worked as an Officer of the First Order on the Rise of the Resistance Ride on Monday, 9/19, approximately around noon. You were tall and slender with the complexion of Snow White and the attitude of a Sith lord. I noticed the hair on the sides of your head was buzzed short. You treated me like rebel scum and I liked it. Kinda wished there was enhanced interrogation in private with you. I would definitely defect for you. You're a total bae in that hangar bay. You couldn't see it at the time, but my light saber was totally turned on and pulsating for you. I want to use my Jedi mind tricks on you. Take you back to the cargo bay of the Millenium Falcon, show you my shaved Chewbacca, go Hon Solo with you, with all kinds of Jar-Jar Kinks and call it Jabba the Smut. Together, we could rule the galaxy!
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