Landscape company says, “what more could you ask for
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Oklahoma City OK
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Space limitations on the title of the post didn’t allow room to add, “within reason“. We’ve learned, over the years, that The vast majority of people(those of us who can’t pick the right a winning lotto numbers) in the work force have a gauge they will use when attempting to find employment. Zero = A gig where you simply sit and do nothing(More often than not we’ve been “blessed “to experience those seeking their doctorate’s in those HIGHLY coveted positions. 10= gigs that are very demanding (physically )or extremely dangerous (A lion groomer) note: When we ask you To tell us a little more about your work history/background, In an attempt two get the most qualifyied person available, you say, “rest assured, Every gig you have ever had Was extremely demanding“. Knowing when it’s time to take a short break to catch your breath is not out of ordinary.… Unless you’re a librarian… Probably want to get that checked out… Just saying The gig we are thinking is the perfect match for you. It checks all the boxes… It’s one maybe one and a half days in the length. Admittedly it will challenge you and The medical team who treat you for your debilitating attention deficit Commitment disorder or ADCD. Not to be confused with the heavy metal band AC/DC. That half-day will challenge science and human behavior the world over with its results. It worked in the laboratory with rats, But that has been disputed as the rats were in cages and were not able to leave the study when symptoms started rearing they’re nasty little heads. Our theory for the study was The half-day would allow,after being paid in cash, individuals the time to go Get whatever emergency bill Or service that had been disconnected, turned back on/whatever vehicle impounded, I E ticket and offense resolved. Again the naysayers said the whole study was bogus because the rats were never properly taught how to drive a motor vehicle. We say, A school zone is a school zone, Not a race track. Anyway… The post short length Promises better outcomes for those more “nomadic“ By nature… Google it. This gig checks the honesty box as one has learned 30 million times over(The population of Oklahoma and parts of neighboring states) That most will look you in the eye and say one thing, “no problem will be there tomorrow“ By alleviating the tomorrow in today there’s no need to lie or let everyone down, again. No need to go into detail about how that theory is working out… But The home of this author is constructed of memory foam. It just made more sense and a lot less time at the hospital being treated For self inflicted contusions concussions consistent with someone who’s head has been banged against the wall… Repeatedly… Over and over and over… Again and again and again… Time and time again This post checks the, “I told you so, but I’m sorry there’s nothing more I can do“ box. Nobody likes witnessing a fellow human being suffer in misery. Whether it be poverty or illness or sadness. Though we’re just a little landscape company trying to make the city a prettier place for all of us(One mansion at a time)… There will be a day, sooner rather than later, when our repeated attempts to Do our part in helping/Extending a hand to others when were able… Will end, But at least we will rest assured guilt free that we know we did everything, everything we knew to get as many people on board as possible. Once it’s become clear to those interested with our best interest that Something has to be done for the better of the whole… Our guess is Congress will devise someway to open the borders with vert work visas Or something along those lines to ease the need to get goods and services back on track. Two and the recession as it were. Hopefully this will happen before it’s too late as once the market is flooded with people who not only Want to work but they are desperate for work. They will arrive on time drug alcohol free. Those souls that refuse to take heed/comfort and knowing that employers did not have options and had to make do/concessions on their terms because We had virtually no other options. We accommodated the absolute unreliability of this workforce. We accommodated the drug and alcohol Abuses. We accommodated the arrogance and lack of humility(which are the same thing) When attempting to negotiate something fair? There should be a time that those with a checkered past take advantage of a labor market desperate for workers. People who suffer from lazy Will suffer from lazy regardless of available work. We are confident that there will be virtually no comparison to something Utterly desperate for work versus somebody who, armed with a strong sense of supply and demand, Who will be chosen… The parade will have passed you by and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself. It won’t make those of us who have suffered and tried to do the right thing laughing With glee and dancing in the streets but the author of this post will assure you no tears shall be shared on your behalf. Please take these post seriously. Whether legitimately and with the best of intentions responding to other post or hours, again, get a hold of a life preserver while it’s being offered. Our post checks the fun place to work box. But please don’t ask anyone who’s ever worked with us before because there’s certain to say We are probably not as fun places we think we are. The owner thinks he’s a regular comedian. He’s probably too demanding of people who “might“ have suggested they were more suited to this kind of work than maybe they actually were. We’re no dummies we know most people responding to these post Have not worked anywhere for many months. Most don’t have drivers licenses or places to stay but we believe in Meeting everyone halfway. But it must be halfway, once we realized that we have two different ideas of halfway all bets are off. Please don’t pass this opportunity by. We’re going to demand that you not be on your cell phones all day if you can’t abide by that rule Then don’t respond to this post if you don’t think you’re gonna be able to get a ride to our Northwest Oklahoma City location then don’t respond to this post you set us both up for failure. If you know you’ve got a drug problem or alcohol problem as most will, please let it be at a stage that allows you to get up in the morning and go a day without the use of your drug of choice. That’s a big question for you to answer for yourself. If you can’t take direction well then change that. Let us be a part of today being the first day of the rest of your life405-4089. Call us old school but will not respond to text only conversations we know where that leads to. If you’re going to text introduced yourself like this gig matters, example hi my name is Bob saw your post is it still available I do or don’t have landscaping experience blah blah blah that sort of stuff
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