You Know We Are in Trouble When

New York City NY

Description

You get a pre-declined credit card in the mail. You see CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil was forced to lay off 25 Congressmen. Mormons are limited to only one wife. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 200 words. Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty. And, finally... you are so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., and you called the Suicide Hotline, and find because of cutbacks the call center is in Afghanistan, and when you told them you were suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if you could drive a truck. Just Thought it my be time for a smile. Hope it worked.