You: Tall, spikey blonde hair, black jacket, smoking a cigarette, sid vicious lookalike except I don’t think you’d murder me and like be an all around awful person.
Me: I was in a car so you didn’t see me, probably for the best though because I’ve eaten at least 12 sugar cookies in the last two hours out of pure unbridled sadness and I feel/look like shit. But normally I’m maybe a 7/10 on a good day, pink hair, will fight anyone who is mean to you.
Anyway… you’re super hot, wanna steal rocks from the Walgreens parking lot and then smash them with a hammer to see the sparkly insides with me?
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