Help Wanted

Portland OR

Description

Seeking affordable (<$ 59.99) bunionectomy and laminectomy. Please consider BOGO deal, or trade for vintage '74 kidney with lots of life left (Dark web value: $2,437,357.00 Pakistani Rupees) Death Star Medical has deemed these non-essential since ya can't feel pain or walk if you're paralyzed ! #silverlining Med school dropouts, hair dressers, electricians, meat clerks, and sandwich artists strongly encouraged to apply. Equal Opportunity Employer