need officiant for ferret wedding - this Friday the 30th

Arlington VA

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We are wedding my two ferrets at Rocky Run Park on the evening of September 30. My friend, who is ordained, was going to officiant them, but can no longer attend. I need to hire someone who is ordained who can "officiate" after we walk them down the aisle. No need to dress up - just perform the service. (Obviously, this whole thing is a dumb joke, but hiring someone to actually do this makes it funny.) If you're ordained, and want to make $25 (or whatever you think is fair) and have a few minutes on Friday, please reach out.