Cover band needs new bass player

Las Vegas NV

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Hey, do you play bass? Are you in a band? No? Do you wanna be? Yea? Cool! Our band needs a new bass player. What are we looking for in a bass player? Well, we'd like someone who genuinely likes the music we play and wants to learn the songs and perform them. We'd like someone without ego, or hangups, relationships or substance related. We'd like someone who's similar to us in age (though it isn't a requirement) but someone who would be likely to get together and play with veterans in their 50's. Not quite the latest and hottest new young rock talent to hit the scene, but certainly not a "DAD BAND" either. I promise there will be no white New Balance worn on stage. Now, I know this post reads like a joke but it's not it's 100% legitimate. Our band of humble players has suffered the loss of our bass player and have not been able to recover from the loss. It's utterly mind blowing either there is a massive shortage of bass players in town or there is literally a conspiracy from the entire town against our band to leave us forever without a bass player.... Please people...if you play bass and you are looking to play in a band please respond to this post so we can see if we are a good fit. Thank You, Mama's Boy's