Build a Lowes Shed

Portland OR

Description

You need to be an extremely healthy, fast, sharp, and well equipped worker for this task. I’ve seen grown men crying after being overwhelmed by detailed instructions and the sheer amount of screws and nails needing to be fastened on these sheds. Are you up for the challenge? I may sell tickets to hot chicks looking for their exotic construction worker fantasy to come true, so be of great cheer stallion. The mere site of the four walls coming together on the shed could be the catalyst for your next illegitimate child. However, if you don’t look confident and fail to complete the project, you could be scarred for life or left for dead in Mexico. If you have a teenager you’re looking to teach perseverance and diligence to, bring the lad I’ll pay him to. Now the shed is 10x12, it’s out of the box and will require a framing nailer and compressor to complete the project quickly. If you need these I may be able to provide them, but if you have your own, I’d consider it a major plus. Of course nails will be covered. This ad is very real. Job is in Vancouver and starts tomorrow at 9am. If you finish by 6pm, I’ll pay $400 cash out if imminent respect and admiration of your skills. If you must break up the work into 2 days, I’ll pay $150 per day provided the progress is 50% after day 1. Note: I don’t care if you bring a six pack, meth, and your 4 best friends, just plan on finishing or walking away with $10 for gas for trying. Sorry I will not pay out for less than major accurate progress. I look forward to your simple applications Spartans. I may hire 2 champions just to be sure it gets done. Thank you