Any tattoo apprentices wanna microblade my patchy face?

Minneapolis MN

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So I am 30 and a hairy dude but I still have a patchy beard. My gf wants me to keep it (cover this ugly face, amirite) but it makes me feel like a gross teenager to have this wasteland with scraggly hairs under my mouth. I even used Rogaine for a bit on my chin but that comes with its own concerns (ie. I don't want my gf growing hair on her forehead because she lays on my chest). So I know some people who have gotten their brows microbladed and it looked great. But. I literally can't afford food right now. And doubt I'll ever be able to splurge on anything cosmetic. Still, I feel pretty hideous so if anyone wants to practice by slicing up my face... I volunteer.