Dog Shit DERP

Reston VA

Description

Poor fella has this thing for doggy doo. I know how this started. You see early in DERPS life the Derp shit on himself. His mom had to take action fast so she took his Shit filled underwear and rubbed it in his face. Well young DERP was in a state of SHOCK after tasting his own Shit. That left a very nasty Stain, excuse the pun, on his life! I feel for this poor kid because he can't find a Dog Shit Therapist anywhere.