New Wyrdo in Town

Richland WA

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I traveled 3,000 miles in a sedan to get to the Tri-Cities chasing a long lost love. Im not one of these zombies from Seattle, even tho sometimes I can look like one. Truth be told, part of the reason I came out here was to escape the zombies of Baltimore. Same shit, different desert...only, its not a desert. Only people who arent from here seem to say that this place is a desert. Pro-tip; Its hard to cultivate an agricultural super-center in a desert. Regardless of the old or new money here, I am finding that King County is doing to the Tri-Cities what DC/Baltimore was doing to Carroll County, MD. The big difference between here and there, however, is that there are far more people than in Maryland who are far more passionate about reversing the tides of degeneracy, lunacy, and religious zealotry. The suspiciously comfortable climate of the Mid-Atlantic has made the people weak, complacient, and non-thinking. Some folks in the Tri might not be the brightest bulbs, but they have something far more valuable; a sun-seasoned spirit which is far more resistant to tyranny. ...and for every stupid portrait on the "Hall of Fame" of so many convience stores around here, there is probably some 125+ IQ genius who is dilgent in making all that beautiful glass. I hope to do this place great honor! I hope my autism manifests into something everyone in the Tri-Cities can enjoy! Lets collab on a bright and beautiful Libra Trine and kick this recent bout of retrograde Mercury in the pants. ( even tho we know its going to get much worse after it gets a little better, but hey - if we get together now, we are gonna be prepared )