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It was dark in the dairy section of Meijer that night 3 days ago, around 11:38. I passed by you mumbling about glow-in-the-dark eggs. You asked me how many heterosexual women I thought I could pick up on Craigslist before they took down my missed connections post. I said, "I'm not a betting man" as I adjust my cassock. "3 to 1 odds," you said as I disappeared toward the cheese. Can't stop thinking about you since.
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