FART OLYMPICS

100 bottles of toots on the Wall Street, Guthrie OK

30 September, 2022

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Hello hello yes we are having a contest. And I bet you’re wondering how to win? Well if you gotten this far. You’re already winning. So consider yourself lucky… And get to the nearest Taco Bell drive-through line and order you a bunch of Doritos Locos tacos supreme style and mark your calendars for next weekend! We’re having big time Hollywood big hitters stars come in and do do the judging just like America’s got talent but this will be like America’s got Fart talent. And we’re going to have Kelley Fartson instead of Kelly Clarkson. If you know personally that you have an elevated level of flatulence. You’ve been this way your whole life and there are others like you out here. We are having a gathering. It’s going to be a lot cooler than dungeons and dragons or any magic gathering parties renaissance fairs combined. Wanna know why? Because everyone’s gonna be ripping farts everywhere. It’s going to stink so bad so see you there and good luck because my boyfriend already won first place.