Bass Player Needed

Pittsburgh PA

Description

Do you (in no particular order)? *Play bass well in enough to be in a professional band that headlines small clubs, plays major festivals and supports larger national bands. 
 *Look like you’d play in a band or want to play in a band that would be in the same universe as: Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Artimus Pyledriver, Alabama Thunderpussy, Texas Hippie Coalition, Hell Yeah, Scattered Hamlet, Hank 3 or Blacktop Mojo. 
 *Have the flexibility in your life to go on the road
 *Not rant about politics on social media *Want to tour in a van and not make a lot of money *Have good stage presence and an IQ over 100. 
 *Not play your bass so high that your chin touches it
 *Play both with and without a pick 
 *Have basses that have 4 strings and headstocks (USA stuff preferred) - if you really dazzle us we may permit 5 strings but definitely not more than 5. *Look somewhere between the ages of 25-45

 *Not have substance abuse issues (past or present) *Have the ability to leave the country legally *Have things you bring to the table besides playing bass. If you can tick all those boxes, here’s what we need (If you don’t provide them, you won’t get a reply). Do this and if we think you’d be a good fit, we’ll provide you with the band name and you can go on the inter-webs and research us and decide if you want to audition: 

A) Your name + Real email + Current Photo B) A link to you and/or your past projects social media (if you don’t have these that’s a bad sign but explain we’re listening)
 C) Links to you playing or examples of you playing 
D) A little info about yourself and your gear. Thanks for Looking!