My Hero

Greenfield NH

Description

Even after sending photos of his wee wee to some pretty gal that went on to strip for Playboy, Brett was a cool dude. Then, after getting paid to endorse numerous copper laden "health improving" doo dads that do nothing, he was still way up there. Even though he endorsed the biggest skunk in the USA for president, he could do no wrong. But now that he has been implicated in stealing welfare money from Mississippi poor people, along with a former governor and a sleazy bitch that has just pleaded guilty to 13 felonies, I feel that he owes us an apology. Building a volleyball stadium at a cost of $5 million, stolen from federal assistance for the needy, may land him in prison. If he goes there, I hope he makes a lot of friends, especially among the poor men that are in prison due to a biased state judicial system. I hope he has to wear a butt plug when he finally gets out, if we are lucky enough for him to do time.