Chemical-Free Exterminator

Irvine CA

Description

Are you dealing with rats in your home or business? Do you maintain a farm, garden or ranch and are frustrated with keeping unwanted pests out? Does your neighbor annoy you with their rooster every morning? Are the birds constantly leaving droppings on your vehicles? Are the gophers ruining your backyard? Are the squirrels trespassing in your attic? Are the possums going through your trash? If you answered yes to any of these questions, than say hello to Rocky, your new neighborhood exterminator! This little tiger will take care of your problems the way nature intended, so you don't have to resort to using poison. Perfect for a home to a family and pets! Rocky is very friendly with humans and other animals, as long as he is respected. Watching him hunt is also entertaining and educational for the family. For 25$ a day, Rocky will live where your infestation is, and enjoy an all he can eat buffet. For an additional 50$ I will attach a GoPro camera on Rocky, and produce a documentary for you with an authentic Australian accent. Serious inquiries only. Please no animal-rights activists. Rocky does not work for me, In fact, I work for Rocky and I want a raise. I simply handle sales and marketing. He does all the work. Animals deserve jobs too! Rocky will not exterminate insects, coyotes, foxes, or your husband whose cheating on you, so don't ask! This especially includes raccoons, as we are staunch supporters of the #RaccLivesMatter movement. Please feel free to respond and share this ad if small rodent and avian extermination is needed. Thank you and god bless!