Generic White male blue suburu outback

Hawthorne, Portland OR

Description

To the generic default white male driving the super original baby blue suburu outback on Hawthorne, I wasn't trying to park just trying to let you know you put my car and life at risk when you cut me off trying to find a spot to park for your shitty brunch at Jam with the presumably dog of a date you had in the passenger seat. It wasn't funny and the fact that you laughed was honestly pretty sad. Try jamming that suburu off the edge of a cliff. But before you do, good luck finding the 3rd party Tile I slapped on your car 🤡