Service Technician Assistant

Albany NY

Description

*** PLEASE NOTE - THIS IS NOT REALLY A JOB POSTING. *** (Please read more details below about what I am looking for exactly before applying.) I have a side-job servicing a variety of different vending machines around the Capital Region. However, it can be a lot of work, especially when people keep getting them all dirty and I don't have the time to spend myself cleaning them. So, I am looking for an assistant who can come with me to help in servicing my vending route. I'm really supposed to service them every other week, but I'm so busy lately that I have only been servicing them about once a month. So, this is really a VERY part-time "job". Service Technician Assistant Duties: Thoroughly cleaning machines (vacuuming as necessary and wiping down all surfaces with cleaning spray and paper towels), carrying boxes, assisting with collection of money from machines, assisting with replacing parts as machines are damaged or break down, assisting with sorting/counting money to get it ready to deposit in the bank, and occasionally assisting with moving machines to new locations and/or setting up and installing new machines. Should be able to at least lift up to 50 Lbs. By now, I'll bet you're wondering what the "catch" is? (Especially after my disclaimer at the top of this post.) Well, so the catch is that I'm a single guy and I am also looking for a girlfriend. But, dating sites SUCK @$$ and I have found it nearly IMPOSSIBLE to meet anyone on there! (Too many fake profiles, bots, scammers, etc...) So, my reason for posting this ad is that I am hoping to find someone to date who would also be interested in helping me out with my side-job so I can get the work done faster. I said that this is not really a job posting because I can't really afford to pay someone to help me, but also because I am looking for a girlfriend and I would hope that she would want to help me out for reasons other than just money. Some benefits of this would be getting to spend more quality time with me and, of course while we are out, I would buy lunch and dinner for both of us. So, since I am looking for a girlfriend, then obviously this post is targeted ONLY towards women. (Sorry, guys! Nothing personal...) Terms of this position are definitely negotiable and we can work out any particulars later. Also, an extra bonus for me anyways would be if you have any computer skills or experience, especially as it relates to graphic design, photo and video editing, 3D modelling, etc. (I know, this seems completely un-related, but it will make sense to you after I explain it...) In responding to this post, PLEASE include at least one photo of yourself (more would be better) as well as your age, location, if you have your own transportation, and why you are interested in this position. You also MUST BE SINGLE in order to apply! (You cannot currently be in a relationship, married, or supposedly be ENM or anything like that...) Like I said, this is more of a personals ad than an actual job posting, but since it is both, I figured I would post looking to "hire" someone since it is just too much of a hot mess on dating sites these days!