Hot blonde mess at Safeway

Bellingham WA

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You are so hot. You were reading the label on a jar of sauerkraut. You were smoking a cigarette and kept itching your crotch. You had your seven kids with you and one of them looked older than you. You weren’t wearing a bra, it was obvious because your nipples looked like two delicious Vienna sausages. You belched when I walked by and it smelled like the champagne of beer. I’d love to take you to a Starbucks and buy you an 8oz drip coffee and a day old scone sometime. If you see this, HMU.