Be a contestant on exciting new game show
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Oklahoma City OK
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Everyone has some familiarity with game shows. This is no different…… For the most part. Due to copyright infringements and a whole bunch of other Legal mombo jumbo. Blah blah blah. The name of our exciting new “ground breaking“ game show is entitled “let’s make a landscape“. We thought that was catchy and descriptive. That title narrowly beat out our other potential name of, “The price isn’t right”. What’s A game show without sponsorship. And it appears all the good sponsors are sponsoring/have been spoken for By other “programs“12 to be exact. Anyway… Contestants will be competing for cash and prizes That are sure to change their lives. There are Numerous trips To some of the hottest places on earth. Fantasy locations that sizzle with excitement. You haven’t lived until you’v dined on farm fresh Scrambled eggs cooked to perfection on pretty much any concrete surface In okla city Anyway contestants Will be ask a Series of questions about their lives their work background etc. etc. Each hoping that what they’ve said will win them the prize of contributing to The installation of a beautiful new landscape for some very fortunate homeowner/business owner in our fair city. What we thought would be fun, selecting A winner, turned out to be more difficult then we had imagined. What one person lacked in honesty, another person Had in an inability to tell the truth. Where one appeared to be short of breath simply answering the question another one Had to be convinced he wasn’t bleeding to death because he was unfamiliar with what happens When one sweats while working in the red Oklahoma clay. How do you choose? On the one hand, a contestant would say they were going to be there but Not be there. Another contestant would be there But not present. It’s like comparing apples to oranges. One hopeful contestant Named “Shane E. Ganz“ Had all but one the grand prize of :an all expenses paid two day/two nightfishing trip to beautiful Lake Hefner Not to mention gainful employment. But accidentally overslept for two days without calling. What’s the game show to do?, Go with The contestant who has a great personality over the phone and says all the right things That shows up and cannot set their phone down.or go with the contestant who has a great personality on the Phone, saying all the right things but can’t get off of their phone once they’re at work. Trying to select a winner between a contestant who can’t afford busfare and must walk 6 miles to our location With no cell phone or the contestant who arrives and insist that you pay the Uber driver. We’re still working out the kinks out but “what fun we’re having“ 405-408-5089
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