The "Lil" Jimmy Trump Show

Chicago IL

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(21- gun salute) "...and now live from backwards Goshen INNNN- diana...bastard child of Rebecca Costello Renault, aka Plaintiff "Muffins", and former President of THEEEE United Shates of I miss America, it's James "lil" JimmmmmmmmmmmmEEEEEEEEEEEE Tr-ump!" (21- gun salute) "Thank God! Thank God not me! Thank God FOR me....ok...ok...thank you my NRA backed musical director Sgt. Fatty Beltbuckles and his band of flautists Armed and Anxious! wow! Red letter day for Daddy in the news and famous the way he likes it. In trying to track down the rat in a house of weasels he had his tiny hands full. Melania's hands are almost twice the size of his. Seems "someone", Eric, ate 4 boxes of fresh prunes and clogged up an outhouse. Melania was forced to use the indoor toilets. She kept lifting her leg so who knows...old habits hard to break? Love you sister!" (gun shots from the band) "Hi Ho! That's how Barron calls Tiffany. Barron and his Mom Ivanka......what? Too soon? It's in her book, "I Needed a Man, But I Went to Jared Instead." Speaking of Eric turns out his Guiness record for the world's longest unbroken piece of human excrement at 32' 4" x 6mm diameter was not rectal it was penal. So good news for POS Trump, he still holds the record at 33'6" x 4" diameter. Good times-" (Multiple gun shots from the band) "Sounds like we need to take a break we'll be back spilling on Barron in our next segment." (commercial)